What I already knew: IT workers are best in bed
by TheRealEdwin on 21/05/09 at 6:59 pm
The Sun, famous for its Page 3 models (NSFW), puns and scandalous news have published an anonymous study of 2,000 British men and women’s sex lives. They have concluded that out of all jobs, computer geeks make the best lovers!
IT workers were found to be the most selfless in the sack, the most adventurous and more likely to use love gadgets. Coming in a close second were office workers followed by Healthcare workers in third.
Not sure about you guys but I know I have a laptop, a huge hard drive, know which buttons to press and I’m good at IT. You can reach me at the usual address ladies.
Nothing new that hasn’t been confirmed to me many times but just in case you needed to know.
futiledemocracy
May 21st, 2009
Having worked in IT for five years, I can only say that sex is all we have left after our souls have been destroyed by incompetent “Sales” people who “accidentally said ‘yes’ when it asked if I wanted to delete my emails… i need them back…. now!!!”.
therealedwin
May 21st, 2009
It truly is one of our few outlets of stress.