Hey there. I know we’ve only been seeing each other for a little over a year now. I got you a nice present for our anniversary. Oh you forgot about it. Hhm. Are you not attracted to me anymore? What did I do wrong? Why would you forget our one year anniversary? After all I’ve done for you this past year! Have we not laughed, pondered and cried this year? I want to emphasize it was the good kind of crying. Have I not challenged your perception of how life can be improved with technology here? How about your broadband. Is your AT&T DSL still sucking? Yeah, I know. Well thanks to me (not really) Google is offering a 1 Gbps connection eventually. You know I will totally hook you up with a phat pipe.

Anyways, how about you do me a favor and click that big ol’ image up there and vote for Holy Crap My Hair Is On Fire. I’m broke, unemployed, selling all my stuff and could use the hundred bucks to pay for gas to go to school. I’ll even buy you a burger from Latin Burger. So what do you say? You vote for me and I continue to bring you stuff for you to enjoy while you slack off at work. Let me help you out there. Here’s a link so you don’t have to scroll the mouse up all the way up there. Link You see how helpful I am? How could you not vote for me?

No seriously, go vote then buy my stuff.